Voicemail/E-Mail

[exspeedydotcom]

"Hey, you've reached Roy. I'm not able to answer the phone right now, so if you'll leave a message I'll hit you back soon as I can, okay?"

*BEEP*

Comments

[notyourpawn.livejournal.com]

(From here! (http://notyourpawn.livejournal.com/717.html?thread=203469#t203469))

"And if your coat is making you twitchy, I suggest taking it off. Is it wool? Wool always makes me itchy, but that's not the same, even if it does rhyme."

[exspeedydotcom]

((Continued here))

[longislandiceme]

"Look, I know the whole secret identity thing can be confusing, but I'm pretty sure you, of all people, know exactly who I am!"

[in reply to this.]

[exspeedydotcom]

((Continued here.))

Crazy Phone!

[glacial_queen]

"Hey, hon, I'm just calling to check up on you. I'm worried. I know I'm probably among the last people you want to talk to right now, but I just want you to know that I know what you're going through and you don't have to go it alone. I've helped a lot of people through exactly what you're dealing with. It's hard enough by yourself, please stop making it harder by pretending everything's okay."

Re: Crazy Phone!

[exspeedydotcom]

((Continued here and here!))

Crazy Phone Day

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

[from here (http://blondecanary.livejournal.com/637.html?thread=1475709#t1475709)]

"Okay, one? It's too cold for the ocean. Two? Not into girls like that. I've kissed enough around here to know. Three? ... who are you, again?"

[bad-nose-job.livejournal.com]

[From here. (http://bad-nose-job.livejournal.com/532.html?thread=332564#t332564)]

"Pardon me, but I do not wish to fly either." Pause. "I'm not against it, mind you, but no. Heights can be terribly frightening. And while you wouldn't want to take me flying, which is odd since we would use a plane, wouldn't we? Ah, I want to say I wouldn't allow you to take me either since I don't know you. That is not to say that we cannot be friends." Pause. "I should hang up now. Bye."

[puppy_fair]

[From here!]

By the time Zack got around to returning his most recent phone message, he was pretty much over the squeaking stage. He was almost wailing now, instead.

"But... But! Webcams are not for sex!"

[exspeedydotcom]

((Continued here!))

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"Roy? Dinah. Teeny Dinah." Who grinned into the phone at that. "Uh. I'm doing something a little dumb, but I had ten minutes notice to stop two other friends from being even *more* dumb, so-- going to Dru Anderson's world, something's up, she's scared for her dad, I'll check in tomorrow, could be bad, could be nothing, no way to know for sure." She took a huge breath. "Gotta go. Hopefully home real soon. Byeeee."

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"Hey, Roy, it's me again. I'm in one piece. Things are crazy in South Dakota. I'm not going to make it to class tomorrow... so could you bring Gibbs his coffee? I already left him a message, so he knows I'm not going to make it. But I hate to think he'll miss his coffee. Becka never gets it."

"Checking in tomorrow to confirm that everything's cool. Nothing got me. All good.... bye!"

email - Contents NFB, please!

[heromaniac]

Hi Tony, Raven, Roy, Priestly, Karla, and Claire!

So, Friday is Dinah's birthday - yes THIS Friday! Eek! She's going to be 18! We can't not do something! Jaime and I were wanting to make her party a surprise party. Wanna help? Please? Write me back or just visit! I'm in Room 307! And remember, shhhhhh!

Momoko

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Sometime in the middle of the day, Roy would get photos on his phone.

Remind me not to get married in Vegas! (http://community.livejournal.com/fh_trips/47744.html?thread=13484416#t13484416)

Dinah was throwing rose petals and popcorn at the beaming bride. Tony was looking amused. Elvis was gyrating.

How's Fandom?

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

On Monday, Roy would get:

One (1) T-shirt (http://www.cafepress.com/+bat_country_dark_tshirt,36886801)
One (1) poker dealer's eyeshade, green
One (1) set of photographs of the petroglyphs around Valley of Fire State Park
One (1) Tweety Bird, won at Circus Circus

With a note:

You would hate it here. Except for the strippers. I gave them your number.

*hugs*

Dinah

TEXT TEXT

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Left at 3am:

Top of University Water Tower!

Time: 10 minutes 15 seconds, new record!

WAFFLE TIME!

Re: TEXT TEXT

[exspeedydotcom]

Left at 3:02 (jones-driven insomnia coupled with years of nocturnalism was a bitch):

you have to get down to get waffles genius.

Voicemail!

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"So I auditioned for the part of Cecelia in Arden, well, okay, I audition for Rose, but I know I'm not going to get it... so would you come see me in the play, if I get a part? You'd like my New Gotham. Really!"

*shouts in the background*

"Also, we're watching Argentinean football in the big lounge here. No idea why. S'fun, though."

"SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!"

"...somehow I just thought of you."

"byee!!"

Re: Voicemail!

[exspeedydotcom]

Damn, that girl was hyper.

The obvious joke here would be something about associating scoring with him, but it was Dinah, so he called back to say, "You are insane, Lance."

[weetinyreese.livejournal.com]

"Roy, it's Kyle Reese. Parkour is going to be on Godiva Street this week. Fastest way to get there is to go out the north gate and up Serendipity until you hit Godiva. Wear shoes and clothes you can run and jump in. See you then."

incoming TEXT

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Y R criminals SO stupid?

Re: incoming TEXT

[exspeedydotcom]

bc if they were smart they wouldnt be criminals?

Fifteen seconds later: r u complaining?

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

After getting off the phone with Momoko, and staring at the phone with dread and shock for a while, Dinah finally decided who she could text.

Hate Fandom, it followed me home. Hope your day is better?

And a little later:

If you're sleeping, YAY. DO THAT THING.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

I hope you are asleep again.

R U?

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Still passing Stats. Still kissing tutor.

How R U?

[exspeedydotcom]

Not kissing anyone. You know. Currently. Yay passing stats, though. Kissing helps with that?

Following up various fruitless texts

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Momoko said you guys were all okay!!

Call me and confirm you were not eaten by goblins!

Re: Following up various fruitless texts

[exspeedydotcom]

Exactly how many Robins do you know?

Followed by his phone being shut off, because Roy was in the mood to be a bitch and no one was going to stop him, dammit.

Crazy Phone Day!

[redheadbabyvamp.livejournal.com]

Evening phone call, naturally.

"I have just been so bored lately I can't even say. If I don't find something fun to do soon I'm gonna go bite someone, I swear."

[brat-intraining.livejournal.com]

[[from here (http://brat-intraining.livejournal.com/538.html?thread=340762#t340762), whee!]]

Kennedy had managed to check her voicemail out of order, and heard Sookie's (http://brat-intraining.livejournal.com/538.html?thread=341018#t341018) message first, but by the time she got to this one, it was just, like... seriously?

"Goddamn, you people all want me, huh? I mean, like I can blame you? Didn't realize seeing me in my bra once was gonna stick with you this long, but hey. I can live with that."

[shes-got-legs.livejournal.com]

[glacial_queen]

[From here]

"I didn't know there were rumors of you being bicurious going around!" Karla wailed into the phone. "If I had, I would have told you! And, uhh, tried to help with that. However I could, I mean! I mean, sure, I sorta wondered after our kiss, but I didn't say anything! Really."

Beat.

"Uh, are you?"

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Sucky week.

Tell me fun things!

[exspeedydotcom]

Yesterday was all sunny and warm, today the snow's coming down in buckets?

Sometime today...

[gothamlights.livejournal.com]

Roy would get a message with photos from Helena:

Look (http://pics.livejournal.com/blondecanary/pic/0001qx9f) at (http://pics.livejournal.com/blondecanary/pic/00022bh8) Dinah's (http://pics.livejournal.com/blondecanary/pic/0001xe1y) photo shoot! (http://pics.livejournal.com/blondecanary/pic/00021bde) That's my baby sister!